G.W.C. ARTICLE

Friday, August 4, 0197

GEARWORKS CHRONICLES

The Alvarets have done it again! New revolutionary technology

At a recent press conference, a spokesperson for the brilliant and reclusive Alvaret Family revealed a brand new patented invention created by Aberspeld's own family of inventors.

The Alvaret Carpetron™ is a vacuum powered floor cleaner for the working man's household set to hit markets next month. The spokesperson, H. Craigellachie, spoke on the usage of the machine. Users can activate The Alvaret Carpetron™ in the morning before they head off to work. Then The Alvaret Carpetron™ will move around the household collecting dirt and dust for a few hours. During the practical demonstration it appeared as though The Alvaret Carpetron™ had a mind of its own. The Alvaret Carpetron™ is designed so that when you return home late at night after a good day of hard work you won't need to concern yourself with meaningless household chores and can focus on more important things like cooking, sleep, or serving the Aberspeld community.

When asked about the pricing of The Alvaret Carpetron™, Craigellachie stated that the product will cost 39 shillings, which is equivalent to only 50 hours of service to the Aberspeld community. Which is a great deal when considering how many hours of household work you will save on.

See attached two Photocaptures™ of The Alvaret Carpetron™